SNL34x06 Sketch - Don Draper's Guide To Picking Up Women

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The ultimate ladies man, Don Draper, reveals the secrets to picking up women.

Step 1:

When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

Step 2:

When asked about your past give vague, open ended answers.

Step 3:

Have a great name.

Step 4:

Look fantastic in a suit

Looks fantastic in casual wear

Look fantastic in anything

Sound good

Smell good

Kiss good

Strut around with supreme confidence

Be uncannily successful at your job

Blow people away everytime you say anything

Take six hour lunches

Disappear for weeks at a time

Lie to everyone about everything

Drink and smoke constantly

…basically be Don Draper